Howdy Part'ners

Wanna hitch up yer horses and lettem rest so ya can hear the latest gossip? OK then, if you live in a glasshouse do not be throwing rocks..ya hear!! If you tend to yer own beeswax, you'll bee doinadarn tootin good job!! Iknow it is a hard thing to do as ya got no lifebut try to get busy and pick them fleas offof yerself!! Let them thar younguns alone...ya didntbirth all ofthem and maybe some of them might get an edumakatian!! Ok, I am being hard on ya so I will let up.....have a crusty, fluffy, scaly, itchy, wiggly volumpious day!!